Can a man still dream?

At first glance, $3500 might seem a bit pricey for a television. But a 72-inch 3-D television?



By last count, I have 520 "friends" on Facebook (with a couple awaiting confirmation). If each person, I mean friend, were to donate $7.00, the television could be all mine (and, well, partly yours).



Here's my jingle to promote the fundraising: New TV, y'all be the tree!

This could grow in popularity and be a big chant across the Facebook kingdom. Think about it. It might sound a bit like this:
'New TV, y'all be the tree, What! (DMX-esque bark) New TV, y'all be the tree, What!
Listennnnn (DJ Khaled-esque plea)

Let's get it! (Jeezy-esque voiceover)